*me getting ready for saturday night*
*checking the phone messages*
*ready for some dick*
это нормально - менять язык au milieu d’une sentence!
Comradezoned: when a girl immediately loses interest in you because you think intersectionality isn’t that important in the class struggle.
you don’t know betrayal until you’ve had the wire in your favourite bra come out to stab your heart
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
"I shouldn’t ship that," I tell myself, "it’s going to hurt." And then I just ship it all the harder.